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brando A 70 year-old loon (who I don't know) told me I was no longer invited to his birthday. Worse, he planned on sharing his jelly beans. :( 
brando @collbush so I gave you my WWF name and you're obviously scared. 
brando @collbush Plagiarized yo! It's on already. 
brando @collbush Hulkamaniac? What's your WWF name? 
brando Oh my god, like, Coachella 2012 bro. 
brando Instead of a Green Tea Lemonade, @Starbucks hooked me up with some kind of broccoli concoction! http://t.co/YLpnIgjg 
brando @kylekeen21 Don't be bashful. Tell us your other #newyearsresolution. "Cleveland Steam more dudes." 
brando Said goodbye to 2011's last workday by playing a few rounds of Nerf Wars with @Jon4Lakers and @RalphLl 
brando Why do so many basketball players act like they've never made a shot before? 
brando Monkey bread!!! http://t.co/f3NENlPG 
brando Win an iPhone 4S or an iPad 2! http://t.co/35nx646e via @hypebeast 
brando @kosearas New phone, new city! 
brando @robdelaney I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the camel toe last night. 
brando @kosearas @kylekeen21 shoot that b in the face. 
brando @sakrosohanos one big, multi-racial family. No Asians, though. 
brando Currently reading Fire Season by Philip Connors. Really good so far! 
brando @kosearas Good. I was just worried Kyle was going to shoot you in the face like you'd suggested. 
brando @kosearas where's your CA Dirt post?! 
brando @collbush #roadrager? Like, partying hard while driving? Don't wreck your new ride. 
brando @kylekeen21 looks awesome!